idiot: From Latin idiota, Greek idiotes, short spirited man, ignorant; double gendered adjective and common noun; lacks inteligence; stupid, imbecile; ignorant;



DON'T HASSEL THE HOF!

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I swear I'm buying a t-shirt with this gentleman on it on Ebay, and I'll wear it to work.


I mean, for f...'s sake, isn't he gourgeous?







(Not! I just had to find a way to fit this into my idiot stuff... Have an excellent week, people.)


Moleskin Moment # 3

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There was a moment in my life when I understood that common sense was the only good sense I could use.


Does that make any sense?


P.S.: Hail to Macguiver, hero of the children of the 90's and king of common sense!


The Huerta Parade

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As I'm sitting in my desk, managing trucks, the people of Murcia are all dressed in traditional costumes, getting drunk and eating until their eyes pop off their eyeballs.


Today is the Huerta Parade Day (Bando de la Huerta). It's a regional holiday that falls only inside the jurisdiction of the city of Murcia - that's why I'm at the office today - and consists of everybody in the city getting dressed as huertanos, or as the old-times' peasant people of the Murcian orchards.

Men, women, children and dogs go out on the streets with their typical costumes and carnations on their hair at 10.00 in the morning, and until at least 23.00, there they stay, drinking, singing and dancing.

I imagine this as being the day which recreates when the country folk invaded the uptight and elitist city, and went around and about wreaking havoc. Which, by the way, they do...


With a 21st century twist, you can now see mobile sound systems going up and down the avenues, playing Euro Pop (and Spanish Pop, and Electro Pop, and all Pops you can possibly imagine), transvestite peasants (because the girls' costume costs about 500 euros minimum, while the boys' is about 30 euros), peasants in fashion sneakers and sunglasses. Most people will be drunk, so drunk they have no idea where the trash bin is, or where the bathroom was, and driving through the city will be absolutely impossible, let alone parking.


This 21st century twist has also a dramatic flavour to it: this orchards where the "peasants" come from are as old and inexistent as the probability actual agricultors will wear these costumes on a daily basis. Although still exporting fresh goods to Europe, and perhaps being a leader in fruits n' vegetables productions, the fact is that the green and colorful landscape of "huertas" is being replaced quickly by the green of golf courses. And the panocho, the Murcian dialect, by the flashing Sterling signs of the English Old World.

Oh well...


Guess that when I come home, I'll grab a beer and a paparajote, and chill for a while to any fantastic Pop sound. Or the sound of my head popping; that's something else.


My wonderful and own Spanish Stars Hollow...


Cool Ads # 2

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YEP...

One can argue that you really don't need an LV bag to travel in style. I mean, it's best if you don't carry LV luggage at all, because there is a strong probability that it will be "lost"...
I don't know, I guess I'm just too much of a backpacker... but anyway, they hit a chord with this one.
It didn't create a need in me to buy LV items, nor did it make me feel ashamed of my backpack. It just made me want to travel to Thailand or to India, and forget my fear of adventure ;-)


Cool Ads # 1

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This commercial rocked this Christmas. I found myself mumbling the song all the time, and this eventually drove me to watch Wong Kar-wai's 2046. Of course, I had to start with the last film of the trilogy...



A romantic walk through the gardens of Amsterdam

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According to a news article published this morning in El Pais, as from this summer, it is allowed to have sex at night in Vondelpark, in Amsterdam.

As in most civilized (?) countries, having sex in public is an offense in the Netherlands. However, due to the fact that many gay people meet and "hook" up in this garden of the city of Amsterdam, the Town Hall is seriously considering looking the other way when some look for the discretion of trees and bushes to enjoy nature in a natural way.

Apparently, that would release means to persecute other offenses which are more important, such as loose dogs and their also loose poops...
So, as long as couples - or threesomes; the number of intervenients may not be relevant - don't litter and don't disturb everybody else, they can go to Vondelpark and save some motel money.

If I ever get asked for a romatinc walk in Amsterdam one of these days, I'll definetly catch my drift...

Read the full article here - in Spanish.


It's evolution, baby!

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Those eight hours that don’t belong to me

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F. feels like he’s lost his personality, and some sort of corporate alter ego has taken over his conversations, sense of humour and thoughts; S. is in house arrest, taking anti-depressants, on therapy, and unable to move to the outside realm of the city; R. arrives late every morning to work, even if he leaves home half an hour before. It’s as if R.’s mind propels him to move faster, but his body refuses to obey; he regularly leaves the company at night, overwhelmed by the amount of lawsuits he has to manage, and barely sees his girlfriend, M. She, on the other hand, works in a department store from 17 to 22, and was on psychological leave for months; she’s back on the job, and the last time I saw her, she had dark circles around her eyes, almost down to her nose.

One morning, I woke up to work, but felt so helplessly tired I had to call my boss and say I had gastroenteritis. I went to see the doctor so he would write me an absence justification, and left the office with a prescription for anti-depressants and painkillers.

Nothing new, since I’ve been a Prozac girl until recently: they just changed the name of the drugs.

Sometimes, we meet for a drink and some tapas and try to shake away the blues. We try to convince ourselves that we are doing well, because we are independent and we aren’t unemployed; we praise each other for holding on everyday, one after another, and we remind ourselves that we are not brainless employees, on the clock and on someone else’s payroll, wasting time and our talent on random tasks.

R. put it quite nicely once: we work “feeding jobs”. And, indeed, managing real estate, listening to angry Brits complaining it’s raining in their living rooms, working bargains in court, selling cribs and being on the phone with truck drivers every day feeds our bodies and makes a living.

But it doesn’t feed our souls.

When the meds kicked in, I had an idea. So I bought a diary, like a daily planner.

It’s a special planner, though. Everyday, I scratch off eight hours, corresponding to the time I spend in the office. From 9 to 6, those hours aren’t mine. They belong to someone else, to the provider of my income. And I know that during those hours, I’m working on feeding myself.

From 6 to 10, for example, I write down stuff I want to do: errings, hairdresser, shopping, yoga classes, appointments, writing time, or simply, me time. I never write down the time I spend with my boyfriend or other friends, because that’s just lame. In my opinion, when you do that – try to fit in loved ones in a schedule – then you should really revise what sort of person you are becoming, and who you want to be. Because that’s the whole point: you may not be able to fight the establishment in your life time, but you can try to manage your happiness by asking yourself who you really are, who you want to be, and what are the real priorities. This, obviously, considering that the first priority ever is to eat :-P.

And who are we, all these initials who are trying to find the light in the world of little adults?

F. is a painter and a sculptor, who has done exhibits and sold some paintings; S. is a creative manager who loves international commerce; R. has a comedian hiding inside; M. loves children and is specialized in special education; I’m trying hard to have people reading my stories. Like us, there are hundreds of people out there who are enslaved by “feeding jobs” which reassure their parents, but drive them onto the same road they went down one day. And, if I remember correctly, it’s been a long time since I had my independence scream, in which I wouldn’t be like my parents, ever.

P.S.: An interesting article came out today in Publico, a spanish newspaper. It's about the public awareness regarding sexual harrassement and mobbing. If you feel like reading in Spanish, check it out.


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